Tuesday, 22 May 2018 14:31

Celebrity Slam - Big things poppin'

Written by Allen Adams

Obviously, we love it when famous people are out there saying and doing stupid things. It’s our bread and butter; there’s boundless fun to be had in writing derogatory words about that stuff. Not least because it’s essentially victimless – none of these wealthy celebrities is going to read word that we write. And even if they did, they would care even less than not at all.

That’s why it’s fun. They behave like morons and we laugh at them, but they don’t hear us so nobody gets hurt. However, sometimes there’s more to that moronic behavior than meets the eye, leaving us unsure of exactly where to direct our scorn and mockery.

This brings us to the saga of T.I.

Tuesday, 15 May 2018 14:30

Celebrity Slam - Theroux-ing like a harpoon

Written by Allen Adams

We make our bones here at Celebrity Slam by taking aim at the various foibles of famous folks. We pride ourselves in our ability to scorn and mock these people for their questionable words and deeds. We have fun and hope that you do as well.

But there’s room in this space for the occasional foray into other celebrity spaces. The truth is that there’s a lot about being famous that could be considered less than desirable. Yes, famous people get to do a lot of things us normal folks don’t, but they also have to deal with less pleasant things far beyond what we tend to encounter.

Take Justin Theroux, for example. Now, Justin Theroux isn’t mega-famous or anything. He’s not a hugely rich household name. He’s done plenty of film and TV work over the years and has (one assumes) done well for himself, but ultimately, he’s probably best known for his relationship with Jennifer Aniston.

He also apparently has a legit neighbor from hell.

Tuesday, 15 May 2018 14:28

Weird National Briefs (05/16/2018)

Written by Allen Adams

Bad call

LYONS, N.Y. - A fugitive who’s wanted in North Carolina accidentally dialed 911 while he was in upstate New York, and he’s now behind bars.

Tuesday, 08 May 2018 14:16

Celebrity Slam - Owner of a broken Hart

Written by Allen Adams

There’s a lot of unseemly stuff that goes on in the celebrity realm. The truth is that famous people often say and do things that are, well … not nice. They get involved in situations that they maybe shouldn’t get involved in – situations that can lead to people getting hurt.

Now, most of the time, these words and deeds and situations never make their way into the public eye. So much of the unsavoriness that comes along with traveling in these particular circles remains unknown to us, unfolding totally outside our purview. But occasionally, one of these secrets comes to the surface – maybe by accident, maybe by deliberate machination – and we get a much clearer sense of who these people really are.

This brings us to Kevin Hart’s sex tape.

Tuesday, 08 May 2018 14:14

Weird National Briefs (05/09/2018)

Written by Allen Adams


DENVER - A Colorado woman has been cited by police after a container of what appeared to be urine blew up as she was heating it up in a microwave at a 7-Eleven.

Tuesday, 01 May 2018 15:51

Celebrity Slam - Balls dropped

Written by Allen Adams

As regular readers of this space know, our primary focus in the celebrity realm tends to be the entertainment world – actors and musicians and whatnot. But never forget that athletes are entertainers too. And they have just as much money and unbridled ego as any movie and/or rock star. They’re just as capable of saying and doing the kinds of idiotic things that land them in the Slam.

On a related note, we haven’t talked about the Ball family for a little while.

Tuesday, 01 May 2018 15:50

Weird National Briefs (05/02/2018)

Written by Allen Adams

Kitty capture

NEW YORK - A frisky cat that got loose at New York’s Kennedy Airport has been captured after more than a week on the lam.

Tuesday, 24 April 2018 15:45

Celebrity Slam - Red carpet official

Written by Allen Adams

It’s a great day here at Celebrity Slam. Why is that, you ask? Is there a new hip-hop beef? Was some social media moron particularly idiotic? Or is there a new celebrity relationship for us to embrace?

Yeah – it’s the latter.

Actress Scarlett Johansson and “SNL” writer/performer Colin Jost have been low-key dating for over a year at this point, but they only recently made things official. Well, Hollywood official – they appeared on their first red carpet together.

Tuesday, 24 April 2018 15:42

Weird National Briefs (04/25/2018)

Written by Allen Adams

Nude poo to-do

PORTLAND, Ore. - Oregon State Police are investigating after a man told law enforcement officials he was held down and punched several times by a nude man upset that the alleged victim’s dog was not on a leash at a clothing-optional beach.

Tuesday, 17 April 2018 14:19

Celebrity Slam - Cash me at Coachella

Written by Allen Adams

We here at Celebrity Slam freely admit that we sometimes have trouble keeping up with the exponential growth in numbers of young celebrities. We have little to no understanding of why a lot of these people are celebrities – or who they even are.

We’re old, you see.

So it stands to reason that when one of these inexplicably famous idiots shows up and even WE know who they are, well … they’re going to make an appearance in this space.

This brings us to Danielle Bregoli, who went on Dr. Phil’s TV show and went viral due to her reprehensible attitude and a few slurred catchphrases – she’s the “Cash Me Ousside” girl. She went to Dr. Phil and came back a star, we guess. Whatever. We still don’t get it, but that lawn lecture has already been delivered.

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