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Tuesday, 16 October 2018 17:31

Magical beef from Azealia Banks

Written by Allen Adams

There are some weeks when it can be a little difficult to come up with a really solid entry for Celebrity Slam. There’s just no way of knowing whether we’re going to get the good stuff or have to settle for the merely OK in any given week. Sometimes, we’re left struggling to find something – anything – to fill this space.

Friends, this is not one of those weeks.

Believe it or not, we aren’t talking about the breakup of Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson. Ordinarily, something as pop culturally present as the end of Pariana would be a no-brainer for us. We love breaking down the breaking apart of romantic celebrity portmanteaus almost as much as we love coining them in the first place. And yet – not this week. Why?

Because Azealia Banks and Lana Del Rey are going at it and things are getting WEIRD.

Tuesday, 16 October 2018 17:30

Weird National Briefs (10/17/2018)

Written by Allen Adams

Hole-in-one

ALPHARETTA, Ga. - Police in Georgia say a man drove a stolen car onto a golf range and left if teetering on the edge of a large target hole.

Wednesday, 10 October 2018 11:35

Celebrity Slam - Katt's dog disaster

Written by Allen Adams

In recent weeks, we’ve found ourselves revisiting the same handful of celebrities here at Celebrity Slam. It’s almost a throwback to the Golden Age, when we could reasonably count on Lindsay Lohan and Justin Bieber to just trade off doing stupid crap or simply cycle through Kardashians.

Granted, no one that we’re dealing with has quite ascended to that pantheon. However, we have a couple who have certainly made their cases. And honestly, in terms of sheer Celebrity Slam value – we’re talking per-Slam numbers – a couple of these recent celebs have made a reasonable case for enshrinement.

This brings us to this week’s repeat customer, comedian Katt Williams.

Wednesday, 10 October 2018 11:32

Weird National Briefs (10/10/2018)

Written by Allen Adams

Shredder shenanigans

HOLLADAY, Utah - A toddler in Utah was a little too helpful when he shredded more than $1,000 that his parents were saving.

Wednesday, 03 October 2018 11:57

Celebrity Slam - More Cardi B-eef

Written by Allen Adams

It’s no secret that we have our favorites here at Celebrity Slam. Certain famous folks have given us consistent nonsense over an extended period of time; there’s something wonderful about that sense of reliability, of knowing that you’ll always be able to back to that well. Others are like shooting stars, streaking across the sky in a spectacular display of lunatic behavior that burns out too quickly, but is an utter delight while it still shines.

This week, we’ll be discussing someone who falls into that latter category.

Cardi B was featured in this space just a couple of weeks ago thanks to a shoe-throwing altercation with Nicki Minaj during New York Fashion Week. It was the sort of story that we love here, the bubbling over of a long-simmering beef that just happened to take place in a glaringly public place. It was ridiculous and dumb and we were so very happy.

And yet … Cardi B may have outdone herself with her latest antics.

Wednesday, 03 October 2018 11:55

Weird National Briefs (10/03/2018)

Written by Allen Adams

Coyote alert

NORTH ROYALTON, Ohio - An Ohio police department outside Cleveland where fans of the “Road Runner” cartoon are apparently employed has a request for residents after a string of recent coyote sightings.

Wednesday, 26 September 2018 11:46

Celebrity Slam - Katt scratch fever

Written by Allen Adams

It’s funny – while we here at Celebrity Slam have always thrived on the consumption of beef, it seems as though we’ve gotten a particularly high grade of famous feuding recently. For whatever reason, our favorite celebs are really going at one another, finding more and weirder ways to get under one another’s skins.

Our latest installment in 2018’s Beef-O-Rama is the current battle between comedian Katt Williams and, well, actually a bunch of people, but the biggest beef is with Tiffany Haddish.

Wednesday, 26 September 2018 11:44

Weird National Briefs (09/26/2018)

Written by Allen Adams

Drug a-peel

HOUSTON - Authorities say bananas donated to a Texas prison turned out to have nearly $18 million worth of cocaine hidden inside the boxes.

Wednesday, 19 September 2018 10:59

Celebrity Slam - Bieber/Baldwin nuptial nonsense

Written by Allen Adams

Those who follow Celebrity Slam with any regularity know that our love of celebrity couples (and by extension making up portmanteaus for them) is outstripped only by our love for mocking and deriding famous people who say and/or do stupid things.

However, every once in a while, we are blessed with a rare opportunity to bring our two loves together. Sometimes, it’s a celebrity couple doing or saying the stupid thing. Even less frequently, however, is when the celebrity couple is forced to deal with the dumb stuff being said by people outside of the relationship.

Guess what we’ve got this week?

Wednesday, 19 September 2018 10:57

Weird National Briefs (09/19/2018)

Written by Allen Adams

Running on empty

PITTSBURGH - Robbing a Store 101: Take the money and run - but not before checking your getaway car’s gas tank.

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