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Time Waster - Flappy Bird'

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Flappy Bird' Flappy Bird'

I hate this game. I'm not convinced that there is anyone who actually likes it. Devious in its simplicity, 'Flappy Bird' is a tablet game where you tap the screen to control a fat little bird as it attempts to fly between gaps in pipes. That's it. That's all there is to it, and it's mind bogglingly difficult.

The best I've managed thus far is four pipes, friends have done seven, and a friend-of-a-friend has purportedly made it to 99. Whatever.

Tap, and the bird lifts in a jerk. You have to tap gently and with decent timing or you're screwed. Well, I actually don't know of any way you aren't screwed. You will die. That's just how the game is designed. There is no winning that I'm aware of.

But you will waste your time. You will be compelled to see if you can get just one more goddamned pipe.

You can find it in your favorite app store. Best of luck to you.


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