This isn't going to be your typical letter, but this seemed like something that you should really know about.

My boyfriend and I are regular readers of yours. We've followed you almost from the beginning. We've always enjoyed what you bring to the table. You make us laugh even though you're a pretty big jerk.

My wife and I have been married for 31 years. We've got two grown children both sons and have started thinking in earnest about retirement. We're still very much in love and we love our family very much. Unfortunately, there's a problem.

Our kids won't grow the hell up.