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Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:34

January 30, 2013

Written by From the AP
Funeral fit for a King

YORK, Pa. - A Pennsylvania fast-food fan had one whopper of a funeral.

Family members say David Kime 'lived by his own rules' so it's only fitting he'd have it his way on the way to the cemetery.

The hearse carrying the 88-year-old York man led his funeral procession through a Burger King drive-thru for one last sandwich Saturday.

The York Daily Record reports one sandwich was placed atop his flag-draped coffin at the cemetery.

Daughter Linda Phiel said it was a happy way of honoring her father and the things that brought him joy.

Restaurant manager Margaret Hess and her crew made 40 burgers for the funeral procession. She says it's nice to know Kime was a loyal customer until 'the very end.'

TME That's a guy who took 'have it your way' very seriously.

Wednesday, 23 January 2013 14:11

January 23, 2013

Written by From the AP
Stay classy, Wisconsin

JUNEAU, Wis. - Two dancers at an exotic club in Juneau have been cited after they allegedly brawled over a dollar bill.

A Post-Crescent of Appleton report says one of the women is pregnant.

Dodge County deputies say they were called to Silk Exotic last week to break up a fight. They say it started when a customer tried to give a dollar to one of the dancers but the other dancer took it.

The sheriff's report says both women began to brawl. They tussled on the floor, punching, slapping and pulling each other's hair. Other dancers and customers separated the two.

Both women were cited for disorderly conduct.

TME To be fair, one of them is lap-dancing for two.

Wednesday, 16 January 2013 11:53

January 16, 2013

Written by From the AP
Baby on board

YEREVAN, Armenia - A passenger has given birth aboard a plane flying to Armenia and named her daughter after one of the flight attendants who helped with the delivery.

The birth of the healthy baby occurred Saturday, two hours before the Armavia airline flight landed in Yerevan, Armenia's capital, after a long flight from Siberia.

Flight attendant Asmik Gevondyan said she noticed that 31-year-old passenger Armina Babayan appeared to be in labor and organized the delivery.

'All of our crew helped to deliver the baby,' Gevondyan told The Associated Press.

Babayan, who had claimed to be 6 1/2 months pregnant during check-in, named her first child Asmik, local television reported.

TME Thus giving the 'Mile High Club' a whole new meaning.

Wednesday, 09 January 2013 12:25

January 9, 2013

Written by From the AP
Man's best drinking buddy

BEND, Ore. - An Oregon man who loves beer and loves his dog has concocted some hooch for the pooch.

Daniel Keeton works at Bend's Boneyard Brewery tasting room and calls his canine creation Dawg Grog.

KTVZ reports there's no alcohol in the doggie brew. Ingredients include vegetable broth and spent grain.

Bottles of Dawg Grog are on sale at the Visit Bend store, along with other local beers.

Keeton says his dog, Lola Jane, usually licks her bowl clean.

TME Of course this is in Oregon.

Wednesday, 02 January 2013 15:06

January 2, 2013

Written by From the AP
Grease is the word

HEMET, Calif. - Two men are accused of stealing thousands of dollars worth of used cooking grease from a Riverside County McDonald's.

The Riverside Press-Enterprise reports the owner staked out the McDonald's in Hemet because thieves had been targeting restaurants to steal grease for selling to recyclers.

Thursday, 27 December 2012 11:57

December 26, 2012

Written by From the AP
When elves go rogue

HOUSTON - One Houston-area woman received what seemed like an early Christmas gift: her yard neatly decorated with festive ornaments.

But there was a big problem. The decorations were stolen from some neighbors, and the present apparently was a prank.

Police in Friendswood say the ornaments included a gingerbread man, Cat in the Hat, Christmas flamingo, and a bear with a Santa hat and reindeer.

Word spread of the strange incident earlier this week, and several neighborhood residents stopped by to retrieve their missing decorations. The rest were taken to Friendswood police.

The Houston Chronicle reports that investigators say they don't have any suspects.

TME Apparently Clark Griswold sleepwalks.

Thursday, 20 December 2012 09:54

December 19, 2012

Written by From the AP
Chauffeur shenanigans

SARATOGA SPRINGS, N.Y. - Quick action by a woman kept a drunk man from driving away with a limousine filled with members of a bachelorette party celebrating at a New York casino.

Saratoga Springs police say 22-year-old Tyler Bellick of Schenectady was intoxicated when he jumped into a limo at Saratoga Casino and Raceway early Sunday morning and started to drive away with about a dozen women inside the vehicle.

Michele Swart tells the Times Union of Albany that another member of the bachelorette party climbed over the limo's divider, grabbed Bellick by the neck and shifted the vehicle out of drive. Bellick fled on foot with several of the women giving chase. He was caught by casino security guards and held for police.

Bellick's charges include DWI and grand larceny. Information on his lawyer wasn't available.

TME The streets tend to be safer when roamed by herds of drunken bridesmaids.

Thursday, 13 December 2012 10:49

December 12, 2012

Written by From the AP
A sticky situation

ELIZABETHVILLE, Pa. - Burglars tend to have sticky fingers but usually not because they're using glue.

Police say a Pennsylvania man broke into his ex-girlfriend's apartment and glued her refrigerator and a utensil drawer shut.

The Patriot-News reports 42-year-old Dennis Michael Homberg also allegedly poured glue into his ex's computer keyboard during the Nov. 12 break-in at her apartment in Elizabethville, about 15 miles north of Harrisburg.

Homberg was arraigned Saturday on charges including burglary and stalking and held on $50,000 bail. Court records don't list an attorney for him.

TME This is what happens when you take relationship advice from Johnny Knoxville.

Wednesday, 05 December 2012 13:39

December 5, 2012

Written by From the AP
Worst. Driving instructor. Ever.

MONACA, Pa. - It's a driving lesson that went awry in more ways than one.

The Beaver County Times reports 26-year-old Bobbie Jo Gacesa of Monaca was charged Friday with multiple counts stemming from an Oct. 26 crash.

Pennsylvania State Police said Gacesa was teaching a teenage girl to drive when the teen's foot slipped from the brake to the gas pedal and the minivan jumped a curb and struck a building.

Wednesday, 28 November 2012 17:27

November 28, 2012

Written by From the AP
Meaty misrepresentation

HELENA, Mont. - A phone book company has settled a lawsuit over its listing a Montana restaurant in the 'Animal Carcass Removal' section of the yellow pages.

The terms of the Nov. 16 deal between Dex Media Inc. and Bar 3 Bar-B-Q's parent company were not disclosed in court filings.

The owner of the restaurant with locations in Bozeman and Belgrade sued after the listing first appeared in the 2009 yellow pages and was reprinted in 2010 and last year in other print and online telephone directories.

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