Tim Bissell

Tim Bissell

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Wednesday, 23 January 2013 14:22

Celebrity Slam - Jan. 23, 2013

Lance's lies

The American people are a fairly forgiving bunch. While individual scandals are often marked with a whirlwind of initial outrage, the furor usually dies down eventually. The person or persons involved in said scandals will often curry a return to favor at some point it might take a while, but chances are decent that if we loved you once, we can love you again; call it 99 times out of 100.

Welcome to the 1%, Lance Armstrong.

The controversial cyclist finally broke down and admitted to using blood doping, performance-enhancing drugs and just about any other weird thing that he could put in his body to gain an unfair advantage over his competitors. The seven-time Tour de France champion made his confession in an interview with Oprah Winfrey, aired over two nights on Winfrey's OWN cable network.

Wednesday, 16 January 2013 14:16

Want it Hot or Cold?

What am I doing giving you a cold soup recipe in cold weather? Simply because you don't have to prepare it cold. It is just as delicious when you omit the ricotta and add 2 cups light or heavy cream and gently warm it over low heat, topped with a few flavored croutons.

Gazpacho is traditionally made never touching heat. A variety of vegetables are chopped then processed in a blender until fairly smooth and then served with stale bread. Although I find this satisfactory, it's not the texture I admire completely. I find that cooking a portion of the ingredients makes for a smoother and more flavored meal, if you can call it that. A great lunch though. I live this soup with a hot, grilled vegetable sandwich. Although neither contains meat, it truly is satisfying.

Wednesday, 16 January 2013 13:51

Meaning in Tragedy

When blame does no good

I live in Maine. Not only do I live here but I also grew up in its rural parts and, as a citizen of the farm town of Corinth for a good chunk of my life, I understand that people around these parts absolutely love the rights the Second Amendment guarantees them. Most of my classmates were hunters, so I understand the culture that revolves around Mainers and the guns they love. These are a passionate, hearty people and I have nothing against them exercising their constitutional right to bear arms.

I also understand that the nature of this piece may upset these well-armed folks, so I'm going to throw out the disclaimer that this has nothing to do with them. Yet it has everything to do with an association some of them belong to, so please don't introduce me to the business end of your birdshot-hucking beauties.

Thursday, 09 August 2012 07:08

The Goodship Wafflechop

Loose lips sink spaceships 

A bit of backstory: I've been playing a crapton of 'Sins of a Solar Empire,' and one of my favorite pastimes is giving my ships incredibly dumb names. Normally this would be the end of it. But my imagination decided to wander off with my keyboard, so instead of me telling you about why this game is real-time, slow-burn strategy gold, I'm going to share a short tale of those unfortunate enough to be stuck serving on one of my ill-named behemoth capital ships.

Wednesday, 18 July 2012 16:05

Meet Team Fortress 2

Opening the Valve on a legitimate free-to-play game

To my left and right, I see hats. Hats everywhere. The gentlemen standing by my side are supposedly ready to make war, but it's terribly hard to tell that from the various shades of bags, alien monsters, goggles and baseball caps adoring their noggins. In all honesty, this is what draws me to 'Team Fortress 2.' This lighter take on warfare, set sometime in the 50s, is still boasting a huge following despite releasing as a part of the Orange Box almost five years ago. Why's that, you ask? Last June, Valve released it to the public as a free-to-play game.

For the vast majority of hardcore gamers, free-to-play is seen as an incredibly dirty term. Any game that either adopts the model from the start or uses it later on in its lifespan is immediately considered a failure and is generally avoided like the plague. Most of this is based on the stigma that most free-to-play games generally have a pay-to-win philosophy: player doesn't do as well as other players, player buys an uber gun for a fair price, and said player ends up topping the scoreboards with the blood money-bought gun. Another issue that can crop up is charging an exorbitant amount for new content, constricting the non-paying players to a few basic maps or character classes. Either way, free-to-play has left a bad taste in the mouths of gamers that truly want to earn their success. To them, paying for better weapons is trading skill gained over the course of committing yourself to a game for money. You're purchasing hard-fought victories instead of dedicating the time and energy necessary to attain them normally.

Wednesday, 11 July 2012 11:33

Celebrity Slam - July 11, 2012

New Idol Judges 

I don't watch much Reality TV, and when I do, it is usually something on the cable networks. Im more of a 'Dirty Jobs' or 'Storage Wars' guy than an 'Idol' or 'DWTS' guy. This doesn't mean that I don't have opinions about those shows, however.

The buzz right now is about who the next 'American Idol' judges will be. Some are saying Charlie Sheen, some are saying Adam Lambert. The answer is plain as day. 

Look, as I said, I don't watch it, but I can tell that the show has lost its edge since Simon left. They need to fill the void with someone as abrasive and snotty as he was. Steven Tyler and J-Lo can't fill those shoes. You not only need someone who will put these budding starlets in their place, but someone who has years of experience doing so.

Some episodes of 'Survivor' are unforgettable, and this week's episode is one of them. For the first time in 24 seasons, the tribe that won the immunity challenge actually chose to give it up so they could go to tribal council and vote off one of their own. Even the host, Jeff Probst, was visibly stunned to see the men's tribe at tribal council, because they won the puzzle relay immunity challenge by a landslide. Sure, in the past we've seen teams lose the immunity challenge on purpose to accomplish the same thing, but viewers and even Probst have never seen a tribe win the challenge, take the immunity 'god' back to camp and then willingly hand it over to the opposing team. But somehow, 21-year-old Colton Cumbie of the Manono tribe convinced his team to do just that in order to get rid of 28-year-old Bill Posley, a stand-up comedian from California. I had a chance to speak with Posley about his short-lived experience on 'Survivor' and what his team needs to do to stay away from tribal council. 

The Maine Edge: Is it bothersome that this is the first time in 24 seasons that a team chose to go to tribal even though they won immunity?

Bill Posley: I would rather make history and risk making a big move [like that] than go off quietly. I want to be kind of one of the memorable ones. If they were willing to give up immunity and go to tribal to get rid of me, they would be willing to throw the next challenge. Me exiting the way I did last night made me proud of the game.

Wednesday, 26 October 2011 11:39

The Sports Edge - The Ballad of Theo

(With sincere apologies to anyone with actual poetic talent.)

When you first took the Sox job,

You were barely out of school.

The youngest GM ever,

Compared to Dan Douquette, you were too cool.

You always dreamed big,

Really shooting for the moon.

Your team almost made the series in '03,

Until that Aaron Freakin' Boone.

Wednesday, 29 June 2011 05:39

A good walk, without the walking

Golf is a gentleman's game, and gentlemen usually wear pants. I for one, do not always like to wear pants. How do I quench my thirst for the links without donning a pair of slacks? Enter, any of the thousands of golf video games made over the years.

From the old Golden Tee machine at the bowling alley to the grid style putting greens of PGA Tour Golf II for my old Mac Classic, to the surprisingly good version of Tiger Woods PGA Tour '12 for the iPhone, I've played my share of golf video games. Some people like shooting zombies, others like creating and destroying civilizations. Me, I like to do something I am usually just to lazy to go out and do for real.

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