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Wednesday, 05 October 2016 11:03

Celebrity Slam (10/05/2016)

Written by Allen Adams

Can't keep up

So it has been a little while since we talked about the Kardashian clan in this space. It's not because they haven't been doing the sorts of things that warrant our particular brand of Celebrity Slam attention; it's just, wellthere's been other stuff. Plus, the possibility of burnout was very real for a while and if we're honest, we certainly don't want to overexpose such fertile ground.

Wednesday, 05 October 2016 11:01

Dear Todd Parker (10/05/2016)

Written by Todd Parker

Dear Todd Parker,

I've been single for a while now. It isn't really due to lack of opportunity (although pickings are kind of slim for a thirtysomething around here); I just haven't been particularly interested in any of the women who have expressed interest in me.

Wednesday, 05 October 2016 10:59

Weird National Briefs (10/05/2016)

Written by Allen Adams

Heroin heinie

SCRANTON, Pa. - Police say a Pennsylvania drug dealing suspect was found hiding 110 small bags of heroin in his buttocks.

Wednesday, 28 September 2016 11:52

Celebrity Slam (09/28/2016)

Written by Allen Adams

Filet mignon

There's something wonderful about celebrity beef. Watching as famous people snipe at one another for reasons of widely varying validity is pretty spectacular. At the very least, it certainly makes the job of assembling this feature every week a whole lot easier.

Wednesday, 28 September 2016 11:50

Dear Todd Parker (09/28/2016)

Written by Todd Parker

Dear Todd Parker,

I've been dating a wonderful man for a little over a year. He's smart and sexy and lots of fun. He treats me exactly the way that I've always wanted to be treated in a relationship. He's so sensitive to my needs, always there to help me with anything. He's just wonderful.

Wednesday, 28 September 2016 11:48

Weird National Briefs (09/28/2016)

Written by Allen Adams

Carpool criminal

BREA, Calif. - A California driver has been cited for using a mannequin - not the required human being - to drive in the carpool lane.

Wednesday, 21 September 2016 10:05

Celebrity Slam (09/21/2016)

Written by Allen Adams

Elevator pitch

We take a lot of celebrities to task in this space. It's what we do. And to be honest, the famous folks make it pretty easy for us. But our scorn and mockery is all in good fun well, most of the time anyway (human-shaped flaming douche-dumpsters like Chris Brown being the exception).

Wednesday, 21 September 2016 10:02

Dear Todd Parker (09/21/2016)

Written by Todd Parker

Dear Todd Parker,

I just started my second year of college and it seems like everyone in the world is asking me what I want to major in. My parents, my friends and my advisor have all been asking me what course of study I'm going to follow.

Wednesday, 21 September 2016 10:01

Weird National Briefs (09/21/2016)

Written by Allen Adams

Binary burglary

PHILADELPHIA - Philadelphia police are 'addressing' an unusual crime spree: Someone is stealing the ones and zeroes from addresses mounted on people's homes.

Wednesday, 14 September 2016 10:39

Celebrity Slam (09/14/2016)

Written by Allen Adams

A Chris Brown update

As a rule, we try to mix things up here at Celebrity Slam. This space is a lot more interesting if we can spread the wealth (and by 'wealth,' we mean 'mockery and derision') among many members of the celebrity elite.

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