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Tuesday, 23 January 2018 17:10

Celebrity Slam - Finely aged beef

Written by Allen Adams

It’s no secret that we love beef here at Celebrity Slam. The pettier and more childish, the better. We love it when famous people go after each other with thoughtless insults and disrespect, when they suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous ego hurled willy-nilly.

As you’re no doubt well aware, the best beef is hip-hop beef. These guys have always been able to stick the needle in, finding the softest, most vulnerable spots in which to jab their barbs. They’re good with words and unafraid to be mean – an ideal combo when it comes to generating beef.

But when you get the opportunity to experience some well-aged beef, beef that has been gently seasoned by years of simmering antipathy, well – that’s the good stuff.

Which brings us to 50 Cent and Ja Rule. That’s right – the greatest hip-hop beef of 2003 has returned after 15 years in all its idiotic mean-spirited glory.

Wednesday, 17 January 2018 13:12

Celebrity Slam - Marky Mark's money matters

Written by Allen Adams

One of the things we love doing in this space is to take famous people to task for their misdeeds. We enjoy scorning and deriding those in the celebrity sphere who say or do things that are terrible and/or stupid.

We REALLY enjoy it.

Wednesday, 10 January 2018 13:45

Celebrity Slam - You know nothing, Jon Snow

Written by Allen Adams

The unfortunate truth is that a lot of the words and actions coming out of Hollywood and other entertainment realms these days aren’t the sorts of things of which we’re interested in making fun. There are a lot of sordid and sad stories floating around out there – stories that aren’t the least bit funny. Stories where our usual brand of scorn and mockery would be inappropriate.

But then Jon Snow gets kicked out of a bar.

Wednesday, 03 January 2018 13:21

Celebrity Slam - Rue (Logan) Paul

Written by Allen Adams

One of the many things that have changed over the decade-plus that we’ve been operating this space is the evolving nature of what it means to be a celebrity. While the traditional paths to fame and fortune – film, music, sports, etc. – remain viable, the explosive evolution of social media has led to a whole new sort of celebrity.

Wednesday, 27 December 2017 12:53

The year in Celebrity Slam 2017

Written by Allen Adams

One of the things that we love to do as every year comes to a close is take a look back on everything that we addressed in this space over the past 12 months. It’s a chance to say good-bye to the wackiness and weirdness of the celebrity sphere in 2017. Some of it good, some of it bad … and a whole lot of it just plain dumb.

Let’s take a minute to look back at just a few of the highlights (or lowlights) from Celebrity Slam 2017.

Wednesday, 20 December 2017 13:00

Celebrity Slam - A better Bieber?

Written by Allen Adams

It’s that time of year where people will sometimes find themselves reflecting on the good things in their lives. The things for which we are grateful. The things that brighten our days.

Here at Celebrity Slam, Justin Bieber is one of those good things. Well – he used to be, anyway.

Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:59

Celebrity Slam - A swift kick

Written by Allen Adams

Here at Celebrity Slam, we don’t need much of a reason to take a famous person to task. The spotlight-seekers out there have a tendency to engage in all manner of idiocy, so there’s usually plenty to choose from. It’s dealer’s choice, really. 

Wednesday, 06 December 2017 10:56

Celebrity Slam - Ball don't lie

Written by Allen Adams

One of the few things that is even worse than a spoiled, entitled celebrity with no sense of how to be a non-terrible human is a spoiled, entitled celebrity parent with no sense of how to be a non-terrible human.

Wednesday, 29 November 2017 12:34

Celebrity Slam - A royal wedding

Written by Allen Adams

Here at Celebrity Slam, our favorite thing to do is make fun of the rich and famous when they misstep, whether it be through words or actions. We take great delight in laughing at their foibles in the grandest sense of schadenfreude. Obviously, we don’t taunt them during times of true misery and suffering – there are some things that simply don’t warrant scorn – but for the most part, that’s our bread and butter.

Wednesday, 22 November 2017 13:28

Celebrity Slam - Hostage hoax

Written by Allen Adams

One of the things that we always try to do here at Celebrity Slam is keep things light. Sure, we dish out the scorn and mockery pretty liberally when it comes to famous folks saying and doing stupid things, but we generally steer clear of the genuinely terrible. There are certain things that simply aren’t funny.

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